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i just googled snail with a butt
this is what i got
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i just googled snail with a butt
this is what i got
Urgh. I recently started my 5 paragraph essay 30 minutes ago. I say, it’s going pretty well. I have two long paragraphs at the moment. I’m pretty drowsy, but I think I can finish it within 2-3 hours! Everybody in my class has been procrastinating, so of course, the weight of stress in the class has affected me, too! Most of my classmates think the essay is hard, but it’s actually pretty easy. Maybe it’s because I excel in bullshitting my essays? Or is it because I find English class to be a piece of cake. Maybe I find the field of law interesting? I’m not sure…
I got a B for the 15th week progress report in English. I’ve been dosing off too much. Other than that, I’ve got decent grades! I sound braggy. Urgh, I need straight A’s. I don’t need to worry too much in middle school, but I still have the urge to try harder. I want to be lazy, though.
Lavender Town - Lame acoustic guitar version
guitar playing isn’t exactly my forte, but as many of you know, i absolutely love the lavender town music, so i decided to give it a quick try. yay fingerpicking? sorry for the bad recording quality. i need a new mic ;-; enjoy!
reblogging for all of America being Texas.
It’s too much.
Canada as seen by Canadians
Canada as seen by the rest of the world
I’M DYING
I need this on my blog again.
LMAO
CANADA
Is that really how you see the US?
(Source: fuckyeahalbuquerque)
watcha gonna do with all that junk
all that junk inside that trunk
(Source: sir-ragingbagoftestosterone-esq)
This Memorial Day, we took a look back at how the U.S. soldier has evolved over the years. Did you know camouflage wasn’t introduced until the end of World War II?
did google just run out of ideas to do for memorial day
Dave Cooper + Adventure Time is a match made in heaven.
trigger warning: fedoras